Achmed The Terrorist – More Information on this crazy character who is one of the highest grossing earners in comedy.
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I’ve been a huge fan of Achmed the terrorist now, and it’s grown into more than a passing hobby. Since his humor has entertained me it’s prompted me to write about Achmed the terrorist more and more.
His witty one liners, silence I kill you, and stop touching me has had me, and hundreds of thousands more in fits of hysterics. |
Why is Achmed the terrorist so incredibly darned funny huh?
Well it’s not just Achmed, it’s the brilliance of Jeff Dunham working behind him, making his gags work, and interweaving his humor with the other puppets that jeff has hand made himself – yep each and every one of them.
Achmed the terrorist has partly enabled his creator Jeff Dunham to rake in more than 22 million dollars in earnings and reach the Forbes top 100 rich list – and that’s a pretty big feat to achieve. he sits at number 93 if you want to go and check out his credentials.
Achmed The Terrorist Details:
Achmed the terrorist has now entertained people all over the world and produced lots of DVD sets, one off’s, TV shows and Achmed ringtones and way way more cool stuff too. For the truly dedicated Achmed the terrorist fan there is pretty much nothing that you can not get.
Mug’s, t-shirts, caps, mousemats – you name it, Achmed the terrorist is on it! This means that any Achmed fans can have a slice of Achmed wherever they are – at home or at work – sit back and take a laugh and suddenly everything becomes fun again. There is even an Achmed puppet for sale.
Achmed the terrorist is famed for not realising that he is actually a very terrible suicide bomber – he just cannot do it right and ultimately ended up as a make believe skeletal dummy with nothing but bones and a turban to show for himself. He calls it a Flesh wound.
Anyway there is a whole ton of information on Achmed the terrorist on this website so please visit the categories and posts over on the right to fill your boots with a comedy feast – enjoy!
Filed under Comedy News by on Oct 31st, 2010. Comment. 
Achmed The Dead Terrorist Wows In Caesars Windsor
Jeff Dunham, one of the worlds top paid comedy acts is no dummy. He continues to wow audiences all around the world and this time it was in the Caesars Windsor venue.
His routines tend to follow a proven line, a line that has proven to be immensely popular, so whay change a good thing huh?
For a 47 year old Texan comic, this is a great time of life to be in.
He’s the unblemished star of numerous tv Comedy Network special shows, top selling DVD sets, TV talk shows and the concert stage.
On Saturday, he kept around 5,500 guests at Caesars Windsor in stitches for more than 90 minutes using some of his best-known wooden sidekicks.
Due to the fact that the stage is such a large area, they had to use oversized tv screens to get the show in front of the fans.
When Jeff got out Bubba J, his NASCAR-loving dummy, the guests ended up shouting out the lines. How good is that!
Bubba J remarked: “Who’s the dummy here? The audience knows your act better than you do.”
lol!
Others to put in an appearance Saturday were Walter the retired old fuddy duddy who is the grumpiest man alive, plus the crazy Peanut, with purple fur and a green tuft of hair on his head, and the then Jose the Jalapeno pepper on a Stick. He’s a large hot pepper with a Mexican accent who is taunted by Peanut.
So of course for us fans this is all good continuing news that this top rated act continues to evolve and entertain.
Filed under Achmed The Dead Terrorist by on Mar 3rd, 2010. Comment.
I thought I’d add some Achmed The Terrorist Quotes, as I know some people have been asking for them, so enjoy the funny one liners below.
When asked how he got through security, Achmed replies by saying “Hi, I’m Lindsay Lohan” which obviously hits a few raw nerves and a few more laughter points too”
When Achmed realises he is ACTUALLY a dead terrorist he then scans the audience and says “Where are my 72 virgins? If this is heaven then I’m screwed because there are some ugly ass guys out there“.
When Achmed is asked what kind of a Terrorist he is, he replies with “I’m a terrifying terrorist” which is swiftly followed by several darting glances and eye brow raising from him as he looks at the audience, inducing them into fits of laughter.
At one point Achmed is made aware that he has no skin or organs, in fact he is mainly just a skeleton. Jeff says “You’re just all bones“. To which Achmed shrugs, saying that it’s “just a flesh wound“.
Those are some of the best quotes that I personally like that Achmed uses with Jeff during their routines. I’m sure there must be some more.
Oh yeah…
“Silence! I Kill You!”
and
“Good Evening.. Infidel”
and
“I Kill you!”
also:
“HOLY CRAP!!”
and some more Achmed quotes:
“Saddam’s mustard gas was nothing compared to a Walter fart.”
“Are you my virgins?”
and:
“Knock Knock, who’s there? I kill you.”
Plus:
“Wait I can have Clay Aiken?”
And finally:
“I would not kill the Jews, I would toss a penny between them and watch them fight to the death.”
I hope that “small yet comprehensive” list was enough to whet your appetite – enjoy!
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Filed under Achmed The Dead Terrorist by on Dec 27th, 2009. 4 Comments.
